Keep It For Simple Dry Mouth Relief!!!!

I love it!!!  Full Face CPAP Mask Users fighting the Dry Mouth Dragon…..

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Someone sent me a link to this funky looking straw that sticks to the top of your mouth and is suppose to stop snoring???

IT WAS $54.95!!!

Apparently they have big bucks advertising behind and it takes repeated use to develop the muscles on the top of your mouth……..

Wait… what???

So is that like getting a membership at Planet Fitness and doing gullet presses?
“Bro, what are you working tonight?”
“Upper palate. Really trying to tone this thing up for summer.”

Listen… I’m not knocking anybody’s hustle. But I don’t claim the CPAP Sipper will:

• End your snoring

• Cure your dragon breath

• Or get your gullet swimsuit ready for bikini season

The CPAP Sipper does ONE beautiful, simple thing:

👉 It lets you take a sip of water
👉 Without removing your mask
👉 For $12.50

That’s it. No palate push-ups. No midnight mouth gym membership. No $54.95 miracle mouth straw.

Just hydration… the easy way.

Beat the DRY MOUTH MONSTER
Stay Masked. Stay Hydrated.

It’s 8:30 PM… time for The Golden Girls and bed.

This advertising business is exhausting me. 😄

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